{"product_id":"brewd-awakening-breakfast-blend","title":"Brew'd Awakening - Breakfast Blend","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eReady or not, here comes our House Breakfast Blend! \u003c\/span\u003eThis smooth, South American blend will help you unleash your inner badass and take on the day! You'll be ready for anything (or anyone's) early wake-up call!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich Style is Best – Whole Bean or Ground?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhole Bean Coffee: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eThese are the tough guys of the coffee world - pure, unbroken, and full of untapped potential. Our whole beans are like a secret stash of flavor treasure waiting to be unleashed. But remember, to crack the code, you'll\u003cb\u003e need a coffee grinder\u003c\/b\u003e, mate!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDrip Coffee: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eDrip coffee? Nah, we prefer to call it 'Flavor Rain'! This isn't about the grind; it's about the journey - water travels through a field of medium-ground coffee, gathering a crowd of flavors on the way. \u003cb\u003eIdeal for your home coffee machine, drip coffee \u003c\/b\u003eis a fun ride for your taste buds. But remember, it's the journey, not the destination, that counts! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFine Ground Coffee: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eThese are the renegades of the roast — finely ground to pure Badassery precision. Small but savage, they unleash flavor faster than a double shot to the soul. Perfect for espresso machines and Aeropress warriors who crave that instant kick of chaos and clarity. But tread lightly — over-brew these bad boys and they’ll turn bitter quicker than your ex on decaf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCoarse Ground Coffee:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eCoarse? Try rugged and rebellious. These grinds are the heavy hitters of the coffee world — built for those slow, bold brew rituals like a \u003cstrong\u003eFrench press\u003c\/strong\u003e on a lazy Sunday or a \u003cstrong\u003ecold brew\u003c\/strong\u003e that chills harder than you do. The result? A smooth, fearless flavor that stomps through your taste buds like pure Badassery on ice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eK-Cup\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKeurig owner, huh? Buckle up — Badassery K-Cups aren’t your average morning brew. They’re your personal launch sequence to flavor orbit. Fast, fierce, and dangerously delicious, these pods pack more kick than your alarm clock ever could. One sip and you’re not just awake — you’re wide-eyed, grinning, and ready to conquer whatever dares get in your way. This isn’t coffee. It’s caffeinated chaos, Badassery style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Whole Bean","offer_id":45570716172577,"sku":"BBLEND-WHOLE-12OZ-BLACK","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse Ground","offer_id":45570716205345,"sku":"BBLEND-CRSE-12OZ-BLACK","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fine Ground","offer_id":45570716238113,"sku":"BBLEND-FINE-12OZ-BLACK","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Drip Ground","offer_id":45570716270881,"sku":"BBLEND-DRIP-12OZ-BLACK","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3307\/9073\/files\/Brew_d-Awakening-Whole-Bean.jpg?v=1760394597","url":"https:\/\/badassery.io\/products\/brewd-awakening-breakfast-blend","provider":"Badassery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}